The Nerve of Some People

My 8 year old daughter came home from school the other day, talking about how she had learned about boobies. She said her teacher said there were different kinds of boobies. Some are little and have red on them, some have more of an orange look to them, some are dark and look like they have a mask across them. She also said her teacher said that Boy boobies look very similar when they are young to when they are older... but Girl Boobies look different when they get older.

Her teacher then went on to say that sometimes Girl Boobies get excited when Boys raise their backsides. She said Boobies have very vascular parts, and if you hold your hand on one, you can feel the warmth from the blood flow. They don't react well to cold water, and only prefer to be bathed (or be submerged) in warm water.

By now, I want to call the teacher up fuming mad. My daughter is only 8 years old... there is no reason she should be thinking about holding her hands on boobies, or that boobies get excited when boys are around. I held my comments til the end and let my daughter go on. She was really excited about learning so much about boobies... and she really wanted to tell us everything she had learned.

Boobies have an area of stretchy skin on them, and when a boobie is hot, the skin relaxes, and when the boobie is cold, it gets taut and firm. Also, during mating, sometimes boobies can get overheated.

OVERHEATED?!?! WHAT THE @#$%!!!!!!!!!

Reagan says Boobies can be charismatic, and people like to look at them during courtship.

By Now, I want to strangle this teacher... I mean, I agree that sex ed should be taught early... but EIGHT YEARS OLD?? And to THIS MUCH DETAIL?? So, I do what every normal parent would do. I look in the school directory and look her up.

DAMN!! She didn't have a phone number... and this is Sunday. But she does have an email.... so I decided to email her.

She got back to me right away, and sent me the links that she had been teaching from... and she specifically said that they weren't out of reach of an 8 year old's educational grasp.

These are the links she sent:

Click HERE , HERE and HERE




















In my daughter's teacher's defense she learned about BLUE FOOTED BOOBIES last year, and my DH was talking to me about it tonight. It was a recent convo that he and Reagan had... and I just had to make a post about Boobies... to see if any of ya all have Dirty Minds like SOME PEOPLE ;) ROFLMAO!
I hope you enjoyed this LOL!! Although I wrote this 100%, I did use reference materials from those links I posted above (and maybe one other). It's all actual information about the Boobies. I had a lot of giggles while I wrote it. LOL!!
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